October 13, 2005
Blog Update Comments
Here is a list, from most recent to least recent, of comments that I've included in my blog update emails:
The name of my blog has changed again. From "Painful Awakening" to "This Is It !".
FAQ:
Q: Why has the name changed?
A: As a channel of The One, it is my duty to increase entropy in new
and creative ways.
Q: Why is it called "This Is It !"?
A: This is what I shout when I realize that what is happening is
exactly what I asked to happen. This is true all the time, but I only
realize it sometimes, fortunately.
Q: How can I get you to leave me alone?
A: Just respond to this email with the wording "please leave me
alone".
For more wit and wisdom, you can do worse than a quick trip to http://duncan.riach.org. Why not pour yourself a cup of hot chocolate and snuggle down with Duncan?
Before reading this email, please ensure that the reading of emails is legal in your state or jurisdiction. Duncan Riach and his representatives will not be held responsible for any violations of local penal codes.
Is yer read that go'on to: http://duncan.riach.org.
Never liked germunchin on massagers, then email me spritely at "give her up, matey."
Now for the gran fernale:
For more love, laughter and lasciviousness, please amble humbly, don't bumble or dawdle, to http://duncan.riach.org.
Don't want more emails? Say STOP.
My blog has changed name from "UP AND TO THE LIGHT" to "Painful Awakening" Why? Because change is constant.
The last post and the current post are poems. If you don't like poems, I'm sorry.
If you don't want to receive these emails any more, please write a letter to your local member of parliament (or congress).
For more light entertainment than your sweet little heart can stand, why not shimmy your web brower over to http://duncan.riach.org and allow yourself to be immersed in my world of high fasion, intrigue and cynicism.
By the way, I'm shooting for peerage and a knighthood: Lord Sir Duncan Riach. So if anyone asks you, please nominate me.
To be removed from this list, you will likely need to ask me.
You do not want to be removed from this mailing list.
Past, present and future posts at: http://duncan.riach.org. Post a comment, win a prize.
You cannot be removed from this mailing list. Because you have not asked me to remove you after all this time, I am assuming that you are committed to receive these emails for the rest of your life. You have thus forfeited your right to change your mind or re-negotiate your life situation in this regard.
To stop me bothering you: just ask.
Past, present and future posts at: http://duncan.riach.org. Ever thought of commenting? Want to be famous? Get your name on the web. And it's FREE!
If you don't want to receive these emails any more, then I sympathize with you. I wouldn't want to receive them either.
To stop being further annoyed by these emails, place your awareness perfectly and continuously at the point between your eyebrows for a period of seventy-two hours.
If you would like to unsubscribe, login to my Yahoo! Mail account and remove your email address from the mailing list called IndiaBlog.
If you would like to be removed from this list, remember the children in Africa, who don't even have email. They don't even have computers, or electricity, or anything. They only have mud and water. So what is your big problem anyway. You think you've got it so hard with your "I get so much email" and "I get all this spam". Buckle up will you, for heavens sake.
If you would like to be removed from this list, you should click on this link.
If you would like to be removed from this list, tough.
To be removed from this email list, wait until 1AM, go outside and stand in the middle of the street and shout: "DUNCAN! PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS STUPID LIST!".
If you would like to be removed from this mailing list; sit in a comfortable position and repeat the following mantra internally for 30 minutes per day "Duncan is rich and famous." Perform this every day for one month.
To unsubscribe, send a five pound note or a ten dollar bill to my home address.
