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May 3, 2006RazorpersingfleematookWe're walking up a slope, through some woodland. Callum (age 3.5 years): I don't want to be in the forest. I was going home and now I'm in the forest. Duncan: You're feeling sad aren't you? Callum: Yes. I crouch down look at him. He's pulling an exaggerated sad face. I hug him and kiss his head and then stand up again. Duncan: Mummy must have taken you home asleep and put you in bed and then I collected you and put you in the car and you were still asleep. You only woke up when we got here. We'll go home in a while after we've walked. He puts his arms out and reaches up. That means he wants a cuddle or to be carried. He doesn't say anything even though he could. I pick him up and carry him. He snuggles into my shoulder. We stop at a bench and I hold him against my chest and sing a song while rocking gently back and forth:
Callum and daddy, we're in the woods. After a while I tell him that he needs to walk because we're going up the hill. Duncan: We're entering a hollow through a little tunnel in the bushes designed especially for Callum. It's really hard for me to go through here. I have to stoop right down. Can you see? He turns and sees me hunched over as we travel through the hawthorn tunnel. He has a big smile on his face. Soon we enter a clearing. Duncan: Do you see the white flowers all over the bushes that we just walked through? Callum: Yes. Duncan: Can you smell them? The air is filled with the perfume of the may bush and he takes a big breath and grins. Callum: Let's find some sticks. Duncan: Okay. How about this one? Callum: Yes. But you need to break it because it's too long like that. I snap the stick and hand half of it to him and then I pick up my own stick. Duncan: We're leaving the hollow now. We're entering the field. Are you ready? Callum: Yes. Duncan: As we get to the edge, we need to be very quiet. Stop and listen. Can you see those two white panthers over there? Callum: Yes. Duncan: Well normally we'd need to be concerned with them, but they're down wind from us and walking away, so it's safe. Can you see anything else? Look around. Callum: I see a bird. Duncan: Where. Callum: Up there. Duncan: Okay. It's just a crow. If it was a pterodactyl then we'd be worried. Callum: Pterodactyls died out. Duncan: Really? Then I suppose we have even less to worry about. We walk out into the field and Callum holds his stick in the air. Callum: Hold up your sword and run. Run with your sword. I hold up my stick and run along next to him, our sticks above our heads. Later I realized that he's not allowed to run with sticks; I guess that swords are okay. Duncan: Shout, I am a knight with a sword. Callum: I am a knight with a sword! We climb further up, and reach a track. Duncan: When you look along the field can you see where the grass has been cut shorter? Callum: Yes. Duncan: That's a track where they train racehorses and we're standing on it. Callum: It's not a track for training racehorses. It's a track for knights. Duncan: It's true. It's for training knights. Callum: Mummy and me practice being racehorses in the woods. Duncan: That's very nice. I bet that's a lot of fun. Callum: It is. Duncan: The grass that we're walking in is quite long. There is only one kind of dangerous snake in England; it's called an adder. But if there's an adder it will probably hear us coming and slither away. Anyway, I've never seen an adder and they're very rare, so I doubt that we need to be concerned. Callum: I've seen an adder. Duncan: Really? Where did you see it? Callum: They attach these things to it, like cups, and then they suck the milk out. Duncan: That's an udder. It sounds very similar to adder but an adder is a snake and an udder is where the milk comes out of a cow. Callum: The udder is here on the cow; on its belly. And they put the things on it and then a blue machine pumps the milk out through tubes into a big glass bottle. Then they take the milk to the shop where you can buy it. Duncan: Did you see that happening? Callum: Yes. Duncan: That's great Callum. We walk down and into the woods again. Callum: If you scrape a stick around in the leaves then a razorpersingfleematook might get inside of you. Duncan: A what? Callum: A razorpersingfleematook. I crouch down in front of him. Duncan: Can you say that again, I don't understand. Callum: A razorpersingfleematook! [He shouts with a grin.] Duncan: razorpersingfleematook? Callum: Yes. Duncan: It might go inside of you if you disturb it with a stick? Callum: Yes. Mummy has a leaflet about it. Duncan: Is that one word or multiple words? Callum: It's one word. Duncan: That's one of the longest words that I've ever heard. Callum: It's a type of parasite. Duncan: Do you know what a parasite is? Callum: Yes. Duncan: What is it? Callum: I don't know. Duncan: It's a thing that lives off another thing, by sucking blood out of it for example. We walk back to the car and I start driving home. Callum: Do knights kill dragons? Duncan: They can, and sometimes they do. But it's better if they can tame a dragon and use it to their own ends. That's because a dragon has a lot of useful characteristics. A dragon can fly and it can breathe fire, so it's better if they can tame it. But in a worst case scenario, in a matter of life-or-death, a knight can always kill a dragon if necessary. Callum: Do knights kill dragons with swords? Duncan: That's a good question. They kill them with anything that they have available. That's the nature of the knight: he uses what he has at the time. Sometimes he'll have a sword, sometimes only a rock, and sometimes he has to use his bare hands. But a knight is very versatile and is able to make-do in any situation. Callum: Sometimes a knight has to fight a dragon when he doesn't have his horse with him. Duncan: That's right. But the thing is that a horse is not much of a challenge for a dragon because a horse only has hooves whereas a dragon has claws and it can also fly. Callum: But horses can run very fast and also their hooves are very heavy. Duncan: True. A horse could whack a dragon with one of those hooves and really hurt it. Callum: A horse could kill a dragon. Duncan: That's true, it could. Callum: This isn't a car. Duncan: It's not? What is it? Callum: It's a castle-dragon-cart. Duncan: It certainly is. And we are knights. We wouldn't be seen traveling in a car! Callum: Yes. We're going back to my house-castle. And my house-castle is connected to your castle. Duncan: What, by a bridge or something? Callum: Yes, by a drawbridge. And if it's lifted up, then people will fall into the moat. Duncan: Then let us cry out, we are knight returning to our castles! We both yell and continue our journey home.
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