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May 16, 2006

Tale of a Pussy

Willy and fanny1
are words for your granny.
Vagina and penis:
has the doctor just seen us?
Cunt and dick
make most people sick.
And lingum and yoni
are Sanskrit baloney.
But ask of your flock,
and really take stock:
there's little else better,
that gets a bird2 wetter,
than the tale of a pussy,
that played with a cock.

Notes:
1. Fanny means bottom in the USA. This shall be a British poem.
2. Bird is a slightly disrespectful term which is used in Britain by men referring to women. I could have used girl but bird goes so well with flock and also with the cat and the chicken.

"Oh so true!" — Mikaela

 

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